Do you like drunken heists, accidental time travel, wild magical battles, and twisted humor? If you answered yes to any of those, you’ll love the hilarious tale of an inept wizard with a drug problem, his cynical apprentice who can’t catch a break, and the monumental quest they never saw coming! Left with no career or prospects, the man known only as The Wizard is forced to devise a half-baked plan to steal a valuable artifact from the vault underneath the Circle of Mages. Lost in a labyrinth of tunnels, he stumbles upon a sinister conspiracy rooted in the heart of the kingdom. An evil cabal of sorcerers have been corrupting the land for centuries, hidden just below the capital. What The Wizard discovers is horrifying, even for a man of his dubious ethics. Will he be able to stop the dark devices at work, or will he be swallowed by them along the way?